Still stacking up

I'm going to start keeping a running tally of how many days it's been since I had time to read the paper.  My stack of newspapers to read stretches back to Monday, so we're on day 4.  And, as everyone knows, you can't just throw them away; you have to read them all.  What if I miss something important?  No, I'll have to catch up at some point.  It's my duty to stay informed.