Sometimes, God mocks Minnesotans, and then he mocks them some more, and then he laughs at them, and then he decides that they still haven't had enough, so he then causes it to snow somewhere between three and nine inches at the beginning of May

Yup.  That's the forecast for tonight into tomorrow.  Somewhere between three and nine inches of snow.  At least I haven't yet had to pull out the lawn mower.

(I'm not planning to turn this into a weather blog, and it's very cliché for Minnesotans to tak about the weather, but come on!)