Monday, June 28, 2010

There's a new sheriff in town

With Stace and the kids gone, there have been some changes here in the Wood household, and I have to say that so far, I'm pleased with the results. Here are some examples:

1. We don't waste precious time making the bed anymore. Studies have shown that if we stopped making our beds every day and instead devoted that time and energy to more worthwhile causes, we would cure world hunger within five years.

2. We took all of our decorative pillows and shipped them to poor countries where people will actually use them instead of just looking at them and moving them out of the way all the time.

3. We now leave the bathroom door open.

And we're just getting started . . . .

2 comments:

Smith Family said...

I thought you were going to say that you leave the seat up now...

Gretchen said...

You don't strike me a a 'leave the bed unmade' type of person Ethan! I'm surprised! Enjoy your life without decorative pillows because it'll be short lived. Women cannot live without them!